Saturday, 27 June 2015

You know you have arrived back in the UK when....

....the operator for the extending walkway has to be found before you can get off the plane. takes an hour to get through Passport Control even as a UK citizen with an e-passport. spend that hour listening to a youth football team f'ing and c'ing with absolutely no concern from their guardians. spend a further 10 minutes after Passport Control waiting for your luggage to appear on the carousel only to find that it has been dumped in a pile in a corner with several others. pay £9 to travel 3.5 miles from the rail station to home by taxi.

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